CAUSE OF DEATH
Luna Coin: Born Corrupt, Died Instantly
In the brutal ecosystem of Solana, we observe a curious specimen—Luna Coin emerged fully formed, gasping for breath, only to discover that three-quarters of its population consisted of its own creators. Like a newborn cuckoo that consumed its nest-mates within the hour, this token's brief existence was a masterclass in the art of inevitable collapse.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Concentration, illiquidity, and premature senescence
EPITAPH
"It lived for sixty minutes and somehow still managed to rug itself."
