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The Big Long Dies Before Breakfast

In the unforgiving ecosystem of decentralized finance, we observe a creature that lived merely an hour—a testament to ambition meeting reality at 526% velocity. The specimen expired not from predation, but from the fatal combination of zero liquidity and concentrated ownership, a perfect storm of financial darwinism. One might say it went out the way it came in: spectacularly, unexpectedly, and with exactly zero actual value.