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404 Coin: Not Found, Presumed Liquidated

In the twilight hours of its existence, 404 coin experienced what we in the industry call a 'catastrophic loss of faith'—a nine-hour sprint from genesis to oblivion, much like a mayfly, but with worse tokenomics. The four remaining holders, clutching their worthless bags like survivors of a sinking ship, discovered too late that revoking all authority doesn't prevent the inevitable collapse when there's nowhere left to trade.