CAUSE OF DEATH
Nine Holders, Zero Heartbeat, Infinite Regret
Here we observe the cadaver of Swag, a token that achieved the remarkable feat of dying while technically still breathing. With nine bag-holders clustered atop 100% of supply like carrion birds on a particularly disappointing carcass, and a liquidity of precisely nothing, this creature never stood a chance—much like a mayfly with student debt.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Concentration, illiquidity, and spectacular apathy
EPITAPH
"In life, it had no volume; in death, it has no witnesses."