UNITEDSTATESWEINERRECTUM/5VH2..pump
FLATLINED
UnitedStatesWeinerRectum

UnitedStatesWeinerRectum5VH2zcNH52677q8CiEQSWHiBHnStgQfo6CHUmLMdpump

$USWR5VH2..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Catastrophic liquidity collapse meets obscene nomenclature

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
28/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$2.3K
-26.0% · 24h
Volume 24h
$18.9K
Holders
6
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration
FDV
$2.22B
Price USD
$2.22e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

A Rectum-Named Token Finds Its Natural Exit

In the harsh ecosystem of decentralized finance, we observe a peculiar specimen that lived for merely sixty minutes—a cautionary tale of ambition meeting terminal incompetence. With six holders controlling 100% of supply and zero liquidity, this unfortunate creature never stood a chance; it was less a token and more a beautiful accident waiting to be forgotten. As the price plummeted 26% in a single day, one might say it simply couldn't stomach its own existence.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Modest
$18.9K volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Catastrophic liquidity collapse meets obscene nomenclature
Patient Note

It was a rectum-named token that couldn't move in any direction—truly the perfect symbol of constipation in DeFi.

Holders

§ 04 · 6 wallets
Top 1
99.7%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
018Tgo...cq7J99.68%
02BugK...THjt0.11%
0314BE...NREy0.10%
0469Cd...uhzD0.07%
054jkL...3qXi0.04%
067wYW...81xD0.00%