CAUSE OF DEATH
Cowboy The Turtle: A One-Hour Extinction Event
In the primordial swamps of Solana, a creature emerged—fully formed, yet tragically stillborn. Our subject, COWBOY, galloped majestically into existence for precisely 60 minutes before plummeting into the abyss, its $15,000 in daily volume serving as a death rattle rather than a heartbeat. The six holders, clutching 100% of the supply, had already begun filing their tax loss harvesting forms before the blockchain had finished recording block one.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Instant liquidity evaporation meets concentration collapse
EPITAPH
"It lived fast, died young, and left a six-person wallet absolutely devastated."
