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Cowboy The Turtle: A One-Hour Extinction Event

In the primordial swamps of Solana, a creature emerged—fully formed, yet tragically stillborn. Our subject, COWBOY, galloped majestically into existence for precisely 60 minutes before plummeting into the abyss, its $15,000 in daily volume serving as a death rattle rather than a heartbeat. The six holders, clutching 100% of the supply, had already begun filing their tax loss harvesting forms before the blockchain had finished recording block one.