THE PATRIOTIC DOG/5Uvv..pump
FLATLINED
The Patriotic Dog

The Patriotic Dog5Uvvk21eG1bEV7c1dxsTXvLiPW35L9fwizhp5MV9pump

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Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Instant rugpull masquerading as patriotism

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
28/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$1.9K
-16.8% · 24h
Volume 24h
$4.1K
Holders
2
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration
FDV
$1.89B
Price USD
$1.89e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Patriotic Dog Dies at Birth, Unloved

In what can only be described as a stunning display of financial Darwinism, The Patriotic Dog emerged into the Solana ecosystem mere hours ago, only to discover that its two holders had already begun their ceremonial exit. Like a newborn elk separated from its herd, the token found itself alone on the savanna of decentralized finance—a savanna with precisely zero liquidity and a 16.8% plunge into oblivion.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Sparse
$4.1K volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Instant rugpull masquerading as patriotism
Patient Note

It barked once, nobody listened, and the liquidity pool evaporated faster than morning dew under the Solana sun.

Holders

§ 04 · 2 wallets
Top 1
99.8%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
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026qMQ...MgZMAUTOPSY0.23%