BAD LUCK BRIAN/5TEL..pump
FLATLINED
Bad Luck Brian

Bad Luck Brian5TELrz47kZkTrqTxq1xAXQcc29ZFeJ9cha31kCeypump

$BRIAN5TEL..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Instantaneous liquidity evaporation and mathematical inevitability

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
23/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$6.4K
+113.0% · 24h
Volume 24h
$2.6K
Holders
1
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration
FDV
$2.63B
Price USD
$2.63e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Brian's Luck Runs Out in Minutes

In the harsh ecosystem of Solana, we observe a peculiar specimen: born mere hours ago, Bad Luck Brian has already succumbed to the most ruthless predator of all—mathematics itself. With zero liquidity and ten holders who collectively own the entire supply, this token represents a masterclass in the art of the pump-and-dump, executed with such comedic efficiency that even the exit strategy had an exit strategy.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Sparse
$2.6K volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Instantaneous liquidity evaporation and mathematical inevitability
Patient Note

Here lies Brian, whose luck was so bad it achieved sentience and fled the blockchain entirely.

Holders

§ 04 · 1 wallets
Top 1
100.0%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
01jQZP...Ux3p100.00%