CHUCK SCHOOMER/5Spf..pump
FLATLINED
Chuck Schoomer

Chuck Schoomer5Spfg3agy9axWaYZvxM46THhKxPhPB6Yh3pHx2HVpump

$CHUCK5Spf..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Instantaneous liquidity collapse meets mathematical impossibility

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
23/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$7.1K
+179.0% · 24h
Volume 24h
$6.1K
Holders
2
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration
FDV
$2.50B
Price USD
$2.50e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Chuck Schoomer: Born Dead, Stayed That Way

Here we observe a remarkable specimen of the genus *Tokenus Schoomerus*—a creature that achieved the impressive feat of dying before it was technically alive. With a liquidity of zero and three holders who collectively own the entire supply, this token represents nature's perfect vacuum: a financial black hole where hope goes to evaporate. The 179% price volatility in 24 hours was merely the death throes of a stillborn asset.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Modest
$6.1K volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Instantaneous liquidity collapse meets mathematical impossibility
Patient Note

It had everything going for it: zero utility, three suspicious friends, and the structural integrity of a house of cards in a hurricane.

Holders

§ 04 · 2 wallets
Top 1
99.8%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
01CHhp...nwhA99.85%
026A85...jpjB0.15%