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Newborn Token Flatlines Before Breakfast

In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe the Super Flying Meth Dog—a creature born mere hours ago, already gasping its last breath. With zero liquidity and 69.9% of its holdings concentrated in the paws of alpha predators, this token achieved the remarkable distinction of experiencing a 207% pump and dump before most investors finished their morning coffee. The authorities may be revoked, but the real authority—market indifference—proved devastatingly final.