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Newborn Token Flatlines Before First Breath

Born mere hours ago, Jotchua Emoji arrived stillborn into the world—a victim of the most predictable homicide in crypto history. Its 375% price swing proved merely the death throes of a pump-and-dump so transparent, one could read through it. Like a mayfly at a funeral, it had already begun decomposing before anyone noticed it was alive.