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Just a Bull Guy's One-Hour Extinction Event

Here we witness the remarkable lifecycle of BULLGUY, a creature that experienced more volatility in sixty minutes than most assets manage in a lifetime. Born into a world of zero liquidity and concentrated holdings, this token's 457% price surge was less a sign of vigor and more a death rattle—the final convulsions of a market mechanism gasping for air. With merely $29,000 in daily volume sustaining 147 hopeful souls, we observe nature's most efficient predator: the pump-and-dump, taking what it came for.