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Newborn Token's Meteoric Rise to Inevitable Collapse

In the primordial swamps of Solana, a curious specimen emerged merely five hours ago, experiencing a price inflation so violent it defies the laws of financial physics—a 1.7 million percent ascent that would make even the most optimistic venture capitalist weep. Yet this infant leviathan, with its paper-thin liquidity of $151K and a mere 316 believers in its congregation, had already begun consuming itself from within. Like a mayfly born at sunset, xAI's tragedy was not that it died, but that it had so little time to live.