METCH JAHNSON/5Pi5..pump
FLATLINED
Metch Jahnson

Metch Jahnson5Pi5QRFUR2ie2ewk4cSNKFcjJDjvmse7vYusXYjvpump

5Pi5..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Instant rug pull meets concentrated whale holdings

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
28/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$2.6K
+30.6% · 24h
Volume 24h
$1.0K
Holders
3
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration
FDV
$1.77B
Price USD
$1.77e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Metch Jahnson: Born Dead, Died Immediately

In the unforgiving ecosystem of Solana, we observe a remarkable specimen—a token that achieved the extraordinary feat of perishing before it truly lived. With but three holders and a liquidity pool drier than a mummy's tomb, Metch Jahnson's thousand-dollar daily volume proved merely the death rattle of a stillborn financial instrument. Nature, it seems, abhors a pump-and-dump with equal ferocity.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Sparse
$1.0K volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Instant rug pull meets concentrated whale holdings
Patient Note

It existed for zero hours and still managed to disappoint everyone involved.

Holders

§ 04 · 3 wallets
Top 1
99.0%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
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