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SCALP Exchange: Born Yesterday, Dead Today

Here we observe a most curious specimen—a token that achieved the remarkable feat of experiencing a 139% price swing in mere hours, despite possessing the structural integrity of a house of cards in a hurricane. With zero liquidity and sixty-nine holders clinging to their digital artifacts, SCALP's brief existence resembles less a financial instrument and more a particularly aggressive pump-and-dump performance art piece. The authorities, mercifully revoked, could not save what was doomed from conception.