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Green Candle Cat: Born Dead on Arrival

In the unforgiving ecosystem of Solana, we observe a remarkable specimen—Green Candle Cat—which achieved the remarkable feat of dying before it truly lived. With but two holders and a liquidity pool drier than a sun-bleached bone, this token's seventy-five percent collapse in twenty-four hours suggests a gestation period measured not in days, but in minutes. Nature, it seems, has a way of culling the particularly ambitious pump-and-dump schemes with swift, merciless efficiency.