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Newborn Token Dies in Spectacular Pump Vacuum

Here we observe the DEGEN token, a creature that achieved the remarkable feat of dying before it truly lived. Born merely hours ago with no liquidity to sustain it, yet somehow managing a 143% price swing—a phenomenon as baffling as watching a mayfly experience a stock split. The authorities may be revoked, but the true killer remains: the iron grip of 57 holders, ten of whom hoard 78% of the specimen's dwindling corpse.