CAUSE OF DEATH
Norovirus: Dead on Arrival, No Survivors
In the vast savanna of decentralized finance, we observe a peculiar specimen—born mere hours ago, already decomposing. With zero liquidity and eleven holders whose collective portfolio now resembles a game of musical chairs, this token achieved something remarkable: it died before it truly lived. The predators have long since fed.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Instant liquidity evaporation and extreme holder concentration
EPITAPH
"It had all the hallmarks of a rug pull, except the rug was never there to begin with."