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Ember Burns Out: A Solana Tragedy

In the vast savanna of the blockchain, we observe the skeletal remains of Ember, a token that achieved the remarkable feat of complete cellular death while still technically breathing. With twenty-nine holders clustered around a liquidity pool so shallow one might wade through it, and ninety-nine point nine percent of supply concentrated in the alpha predators' jaws, this creature never stood a chance. Like a mayfly that forgot to reproduce, Ember's thirty-day existence serves as a sobering reminder that removing mint authority means nothing when the game was rigged from birth.