CAUSE OF DEATH
Dragon Token Crash-Lands Into Oblivion
In the vast savanna of decentralized finance, we observe a remarkable specimen—the SpaceX Mascot token—which achieved the remarkable feat of dying before it truly lived. Born merely an hour ago, this creature was already consumed by its own parasites: ninety-nine holders who possessed virtually all of its essence, leaving the remaining thirty-four as mere spectators to their own extinction.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Extreme concentration and immediate liquidity collapse
EPITAPH
"It flew toward the moon for an hour, then discovered it was made of cardboard."