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You Could Not, In Fact, Do It

In the swamplands of Solana, we observe a curious specimen—born merely an hour ago, already decomposing at a rate that would make nature herself weep. The creature's final gasps saw 63.9% of its value evaporate, as if the market itself had developed an immune system against such brazen optimism. Five lonely holders remain, clutching their bags like survivors of a shipwreck, staring at a liquidity pool that has become, quite literally, a void.