CAUSE OF DEATH
The Curious Case of the Twenty-Four Hodlers
Here we observe a most peculiar specimen: technically alive, yet functionally deceased. Twenty-four souls clutching the entirety of this token's existence, each watching the others with the suspicion of vultures at a carcass. The creature achieved perfect stasis—zero percent movement in twenty-four hours—a state typically reserved for roadkill.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Catastrophic centralization masquerading as decentralization
EPITAPH
"It had no mint, no freeze, yet somehow found a way to be completely frozen anyway."