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Pulse Caller Flatlines: Token Dies Without a Heartbeat

Here we observe the Pulse Caller, a specimen that achieved the remarkable feat of complete cardiac arrest whilst still technically breathing. With a mere $3,278 in liquidity and 25 holders clinging to their positions like survivors on a sinking raft, this token has entered a state of biological impossibility—technically alive, yet profoundly, irreversibly dead. The top 10 holders, clutching 99.9% of all coins, have created a financial ecosystem so concentrated it could collapse under the weight of a moderate sneeze.