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Newborn Token Gasps Final Breath in Minutes

Here we observe the For You Coin, a creature born mere hours ago, already decomposing at remarkable speed. In a tragic display of natural selection, nearly half its value evaporated before most investors could even pronounce its name. The specimen's authorities may be revoked, but its death was perfectly authorized by market forces indifferent to its suffering.