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Case file · ante-mortem observation
TERMINAL.

Instantaneous liquidity evaporation and mathematical impossibility

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · D
Grade Score
43/100
Grade D · TERMINAL
Mkt Cap
$7.7K
+72.9% · 24h
Volume 24h
$36.3K
Holders
76
Liquidity DrainedHeavy Concentration
FDV
$2.24B
Price USD
$2.24e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

The Curious Case of Repetitive Nomenclature Collapse

Here we observe a specimen that never truly drew breath—born at precisely zero hours with the genetic markers of a classic pump-and-dump, it expired before the market's opening bell could even ring. The creature's 72.9% price volatility in a single day suggests not evolution, but rather the thrashing of a fish removed from water, gasping for liquidity that simply does not exist.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Modest
$36.3K volume / 24h.
Holders
Concentrated
Top 5 hold 60.3% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Instantaneous liquidity evaporation and mathematical impossibility
Patient Note

It lived for zero hours and somehow still managed to disappoint seventy-six people—a remarkable achievement in futility.

Holders

§ 04 · 76 wallets
Top 1
45.3%
Top 5
60.3%
Top 10
70.2%
013aAW...CLNk45.34%
026W7b...VdTx5.30%
03awRd...FFGJ3.53%
044Wr6...ufEM3.06%
05Adac...JfHp3.04%
06MWzM...5ATQ2.07%
07CTqi...AjSz2.06%
08As2G...TReH2.05%
0927pE...eLAY1.92%
10Ehqm...LaCu1.82%