APE THIS/5Gbe..pump
FLATLINED
APE THIS

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Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Instant liquidity evaporation and four-person pump-and-dump mechanics

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
28/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$5.5K
+139.0% · 24h
Volume 24h
$2.4K
Holders
4
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration
FDV
$660.27M
Price USD
$3.30e-7
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

APE THIS: A Newborn's Sudden Cardiac Arrest

In the vast savanna of decentralized finance, we observe a remarkable specimen—born mere hours ago, it experienced a violent 139% price convulsion before expiring with all the grace of a gazelle on roller skates. The creature's four remaining holders, each clutching 25% of its worthless carcass, stand vigil over liquidity reserves that would not purchase a single cup of coffee. Such is the circle of life in cryptocurrency, where the circle is actually a downward spiral.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Sparse
$2.4K volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Instant liquidity evaporation and four-person pump-and-dump mechanics
Patient Note

Here lies APE THIS: It ape'd into existence and immediately ape'd out of the mortal coil, teaching us that some things should not be born, and fewer still should be tokenized.

Holders

§ 04 · 4 wallets
Top 1
52.1%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
01BwWK...de6sAUTOPSY52.08%
023Fsm...4YMh47.11%
03Au9g...HMs4AUTOPSY0.77%
044wLB...qkjV0.05%