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Infinite Profit: A Two-Hour Tragedy in Microcaps

Here we observe a most curious specimen—alive, technically, yet unmistakably terminal. In merely 120 minutes, the Infinite Profit Offering has achieved what takes most tokens weeks to accomplish: the perfect conditions for a spectacular collapse. One notes with grim fascination that 80 holders have collectively participated in what might generously be called 'price discovery,' though 'musical chairs with dynamite' may be more apt.