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Newborn Token Meets Sudden Market Demise

In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, the EmployedEducatedTrained token experienced what can only be described as a spectacularly brief existence—born at dawn, deceased by dusk, having never truly learned to walk. With zero liquidity and a suspiciously concentrated wealth distribution, this creature proved that even revoking authorities cannot revoke the laws of market gravity. The 212% pump served merely as the death rattle of a pump-and-dump scheme, a final gasping breath before the inevitable flatline.