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Chad Starmer's Spectacular One-Hour Collapse

In the unforgiving ecosystem of Solana, we observe a remarkable specimen—Chad Starmer—which achieved the remarkable feat of dying before it could properly live. Born merely sixty minutes ago, this token experienced a violent 52% price fluctuation, a phenomenon typically reserved for creatures with actual biological processes. The autopsy reveals a creature suffocated by its own concentration: 95.3% of holders controlling the circulating supply, a liquidity corpse worth precisely nothing, and a volume of $16,805 that barely warmed the cadaver.