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Newborn Token Found Dead On Arrival

In the unforgiving ecosystem of decentralized finance, We Are Retards has achieved the remarkable distinction of collapsing within a single hour—a speed that would make even the most aggressive predator proud. Here we observe the skeletal remains of what was once, briefly, a living organism: a project so thoroughly concentrated in the hands of its top holders that the market's immune system rejected it with a swift 95.5% hemorrhage. One might say it didn't so much die as simply never learned to breathe.