CAUSE OF DEATH
Newborn Token Shows Alarming Centralization Symptoms
In the peculiar ecosystem of Solana's memetic wilderness, we observe a curious specimen—merely one hour old, yet already bearing the weighted burden of concentration. Though the creature displays promising vital signs, with authorities properly revoked and surprising volume for its age, one cannot help but notice the predatory gathering: ten holders, like vultures at a fresh kill, already commanding over 40 percent of the total mass.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Premature centralization with institutional hunger
EPITAPH
"It was born yesterday, and the whales were already circling before the placenta dried."
