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Griffin Mutant Chicken: A Two-Hour Tragedy

In the brutal ecosystem of decentralized finance, we observe the Griffin Mutant Chicken—a creature that hatched mere hours ago, only to suffer a catastrophic collapse of its natural habitat. With ninety-five percent of its genetic material concentrated in the top ten holders' talons, this bird never stood a chance; it was less a token and more a coordinated exit strategy masquerading as poultry.