CAUSE OF DEATH
A Poultry Prophecy Fulfilled in Microseconds
In the waning moments of its existence, this token fulfilled its namesake with remarkable consistency. Born into a world of three hopeful holders and immediate abandonment, it managed to shed 35.6% of its value before most of us finished our morning coffee. A brief, humiliating life cycle worthy of its self-aware moniker.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Structural cowardice meeting market indifference
EPITAPH
"It chickened out. The token was just following instructions."
