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The First Bull's Sixty-Minute Extinction Event

In the murky depths of the Solana blockchain, we observe a peculiar specimen—The First Bull—which achieved the remarkable feat of dying before its first birthday. Born merely an hour ago, this token experienced a catastrophic -50.3% decline, a trajectory so steep it makes meteor impacts look gradual. What we witness here is not evolution, but rather devolution at cryptocurrency speed.