Derp5BLqz3M12k2scR72GNuM9v4U6sM1J75s3wNPDJwtpump

$Derp5BLq..pump

Case file · ante-mortem observation

RECOVERING.

Acute pump-and-dump syndrome, newborn variant

DEX · pumpswapChain · SolanaGrade · B

Grade Score

75/100

Grade B · RECOVERING

Mkt Cap

$14.6K

-41.5% · 24h

Liquidity

$8.2K

Volume 24h

$159.7K

Holders

363

FDV

$14.63B

Price USD

$1.46e-5

DEX

pumpswap

Pool

sHJq..ptNv ↗

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Newborn Token Flatlines After Spectacular Launch Day

In the unforgiving ecosystem of decentralized finance, we observe a remarkable specimen—Derp—which managed to achieve a complete lifecycle in mere hours. Despite its revoked authorities and respectable liquidity, the token succumbed to the most natural predator of all: a catastrophic 41.5% hemorrhage, suggesting that in this particular food chain, being alive and being profitable are two entirely different evolutionary advantages.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings

Liquidity

Draining

$8.2K pool depth.

Activity

Active

$159.7K volume / 24h.

Holders

Skewed

Top 5 hold 43.9% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion

Likely Cause

Acute pump-and-dump syndrome, newborn variant

Patient Note

Born at midnight, dead by breakfast—a true rags-to-rags story of modern finance

Holders

§ 04 · 363 wallets

Top 1

35.4%

Top 5

43.9%

Top 10

50.3%

01sHJq...ptNv35.35%

02Hw5U...Xoc7AUTOPSY3.27%

03JDPx...MM1f1.97%

04BewU...Zcrv1.70%

05FQU1...MJG1AUTOPSY1.61%

065UuK...Xz4w1.40%

078k3f...zKUJ1.32%

08DVnk...A5hp1.32%

096HJe...USX2AUTOPSY1.23%

102dfi...2zzq1.14%