JOHN UTAH/5BJv..pump
FLATLINED
John Utah

John Utah5BJvAmQf7nJEPeTFssq5bLyj36oPhgywTYLKdsudpump

5BJv..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Instant liquidity evaporation meets mathematical impossibility

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
13/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$2.4K
+3.5% · 24h
Volume 24h
$89.95
Holders
9
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersNo VolumeHeavy Concentration
FDV
$2.50B
Price USD
$2.50e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

John Utah: A One-Hour Miracle of Modern Finance

In the harsh ecosystem of Solana, we observe a peculiar specimen: born merely sixty minutes ago, already deceased. With zero liquidity and nine holders controlling the entirety of supply, this token achieved what few manage—complete and total irrelevance while still technically existing.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Flatlined
$89.95 volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 99.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Instant liquidity evaporation meets mathematical impossibility
Patient Note

It had everything: no purpose, no liquidity, and ninety dollars in volume. What could possibly have gone wrong?

Holders

§ 04 · 9 wallets
Top 1
94.8%
Top 5
99.0%
Top 10
100.0%
01Fjm6...iuaV94.80%
02Fr8K...KnP31.33%
03otq3...Foc81.19%
04JCDE...1XQq0.88%
055X92...YhLZ0.85%
06H6Pj...1rAc0.42%
078aUy...Lr9Y0.34%
085yyc...kAT40.10%
09By96...MRQa0.10%