THE GLIZZY GOBBLER/5BBh..pump
FLATLINED
The Glizzy Gobbler

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Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Extreme concentration, zero liquidity, terminal velocity

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
33/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$2.4K
-14.3% · 24h
Volume 24h
$1.4K
Holders
1
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration
FDV
$2.41B
Price USD
$2.41e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

The Glizzy Gobbler's Spectacular Zero-Hour Collapse

In the swamps of Solana, we observe a peculiar specimen—born mere hours ago, already decomposing. The Glizzy Gobbler never had a chance; three holders controlling every token is rather like giving a newborn three parents and a loaded revolver. By nightfall, even the liquidity had abandoned it, fleeing like sensible investors from a restaurant with that name.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Sparse
$1.4K volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Extreme concentration, zero liquidity, terminal velocity
Patient Note

It gobbled nothing but its own dreams—14% per day, straight to the dumpster.

Holders

§ 04 · 1 wallets
Top 1
100.0%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
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