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Toe-nardo: Born Dead, Stayed That Way

In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe a creature that never drew its first breath. Launched mere hours ago with the grace of a newborn giraffe on roller skates, Toe-nardo da vinci achieved the rare distinction of being stillborn while simultaneously achieving liquidity death—a feat typically requiring more sustained effort. The specimen's eleven holders, clutching 100% of supply like vultures over roadkill, watched their investment evaporate faster than morning dew in the Serengeti.