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The Slow Extinction of Michael Buyor

Here we observe the Michael Buyor token in its final throes—a creature whose survival instincts have long since abandoned it. With a liquidity pool smaller than a modest lunch budget and trading volume that would embarrass a lemonade stand, this specimen shuffles toward oblivion with all the grace of a zombie on sleeping pills. The top 10 holders, clutching 93.4% of the circulating supply like dragons guarding worthless gold, have created the perfect predator for any remaining retail investor foolish enough to approach.