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Middle Fingers Up: A One-Hour Extinction Event

In the primordial swamps of Solana, a curious specimen emerged—born with all the structural integrity of a house of cards in a hurricane. Within a single hour, this token experienced what scientists call a 'catastrophic liquidity event,' though the seven remaining holders might use a different term entirely. The authorities were revoked, the chart resembled a cliff face, and nature, as always, selected against the unfit.