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Pele's Tragic Twenty-Nine-Minute Existence

In the unforgiving savannah of decentralized finance, we observe a creature born mere hours ago, already circling the drain with the grace of a newborn gazelle surrounded by lions. With ninety-eight percent of its population concentrated in the claws of a precious few predators and zero liquidity to facilitate escape, this token achieved what few manage: death before dawn. Truly, it was not a crash—it was an execution disguised as a market.