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Early Access to Financial Oblivion Confirmed

Here we observe the cadaver of a token whose ironic naming proved prophetic—indeed, one *was* early, though tragically early only to witness its own demise. With ninety-nine point nine percent of supply concentrated in the hands of the chosen few, the remaining holders discovered that 'decentralization' was merely a suggestion, much like 'surviving past 32 days.'