GRANDPA WOJAK/59zq..pump
FLATLINED
Grandpa Wojak

Grandpa Wojak59zqzbobRyrBhvUv6oZana7ceUS1k8hhRRMtdvYGpump

$GRANDPAJAK59zq..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Concentrated ownership meets liquidity evaporation

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
8/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$2.5K
-2.4% · 24h
Volume 24h
$30.95
Holders
9
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration
FDV
$2.33B
Price USD
$2.33e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Grandpa Wojak's Rapid Descent Into Oblivion

In the brutal ecosystem of memetic finance, we observe the remarkable demise of Grandpa Wojak—a creature that survived merely 89 hours before succumbing to the predatory embrace of its ten largest shareholders. Here, in the barren wasteland of zero liquidity, we find the skeletal remains of what once promised to be a community-driven venture, now reduced to a cautionary tale whispered among retail investors.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Flatlined
$30.95 volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Concentrated ownership meets liquidity evaporation
Patient Note

He hodled the line until the line disappeared entirely.

Holders

§ 04 · 9 wallets
Top 1
99.8%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
018K2d...BSbb99.83%
02HW13...ZEmR0.11%
038psN...VRtf0.05%
04FJF8...Cpk30.01%
0581qk...Kmzy0.00%
065WS4...Wa8n0.00%
07BM9C...jvMNAUTOPSY0.00%
088Mcx...S3fi0.00%
093odQ...wb1y0.00%