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Grandpa Wojak: A One-Hour Obituary

Here we observe the Solana token in its natural state: deceased on arrival. Born merely sixty minutes prior, Grandpa Wojak never had a chance to develop the institutional maturity required for survival, much like its namesake. The creature's final moments were characterized by frantic trading volume and the cold realization that thirty-five holders cannot sustain a financial ecosystem.

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