CHAD STARMER/59C1..pump
FLATLINED
Chad Starmer

Chad Starmer59C1Skn7kSuerDnGsc9CaafC54cxhD4jJttgMqLxpump

59C1..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Instant total supply concentration and zero economic viability

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
28/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$3.2K
+27.1% · 24h
Volume 24h
$5.9K
Holders
7
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration
FDV
$2.09B
Price USD
$2.09e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Chad Starmer: Born Dead, Stayed That Way

In the brutal ecosystem of Solana tokens, Chad Starmer emerged fully formed—a stillborn monument to hubris, gasping its last breath before drawing its first. With seven holders clutching the entire supply like mourners at a funeral they didn't attend, and liquidity evaporating faster than morning dew on the blockchain, this token experienced what can only be described as a tragic miscarriage of market forces. The authorities were revoked, the volume was theatrical, and the price action was simply nature's way of saying goodbye to something that should never have been born.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Modest
$5.9K volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 95.9% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Instant total supply concentration and zero economic viability
Patient Note

It had such promise—at least to the seven people who owned all of it.

Holders

§ 04 · 7 wallets
Top 1
85.3%
Top 5
95.9%
Top 10
100.0%
017yuw...H2Sz85.34%
02HGJn...1NDE2.90%
039e5W...YAqc2.67%
047TNY...m3UTAUTOPSY2.49%
0535d3...qvS62.45%
06HdFB...4iCH2.17%
07CC8U...Qeki1.98%