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RETWEET Token: Dead on Arrival, Hour One

In the financial savanna, we observe a peculiar specimen—born merely sixty minutes ago, already circling the drain with the grace of a wounded wildebeest. With liquidity evaporating faster than morning dew and ninety percent of its genetic material hoarded by a predatory few, this creature never stood a chance. Nature, it seems, abhors a pump-and-dump scheme almost as much as it abhors a vacuum.