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Bitcoin Pepe: Born Screaming, Died Whimpering

Here we observe a specimen so newborn it hasn't yet dried from the amniotic fluid of its launch block. In a remarkable display of financial predation, the top ten holders have already claimed nearly two-thirds of the population, leaving the remaining 181 survivors to fight over the scraps of a liquidity pool that exists only in imagination. The 235% price volatility in twenty-four hours suggests either the most brilliant trading algorithm ever conceived, or—and I cannot stress this enough—absolute pandemonium.