NOBRAINER/57Zy..pump
FLATLINED
nobrainer

nobrainer57ZyRHGLeLArF9Ymi1CyR3KVZENUjNtNEc8MXbrvpump

$nobrainer57Zy..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Spectacular rug pull masquerading as decentralization

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
18/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$2.0K
-24.8% · 24h
Volume 24h
$1.6K
Holders
1
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration
FDV
$1.19B
Price USD
$5.93e-7
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

The Great Nobrainer Extinction: A Swift Demise

In the waning hours of its existence, the nobrainer token exemplified nature's most ruthless law: survival of the fittest, or in this case, survival of literally anyone with a functional prefrontal cortex. Born into a world of two holders and evaporating liquidity, it gasped its last breath after merely 24 hours—a mayfly of financial desperation that somehow managed to lose a quarter of its value despite having nowhere left to fall.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Sparse
$1.6K volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Spectacular rug pull masquerading as decentralization
Patient Note

It was aptly named—investing in it required no brain, and leaving it required no time.

Holders

§ 04 · 1 wallets
Top 1
100.0%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
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