UFO WHITE HOUSE/57J1..hJZR
RECOVERING
UFO WHITE HOUSE

UFO WHITE HOUSE57J1PetV3zwfcePyAiAHH8s2RJQZ8mFc5oFREGuahJZR

$UFOWH57J1..hJZR
Case file · ante-mortem observation
RECOVERING.

Hyperbolic price discovery meets mathematical inevitability

DEX · pumpswapChain · SolanaGrade · B
Grade Score
68/100
Grade B · RECOVERING
Mkt Cap
$33.8K
+1153.0% · 24h
Liquidity
$19.2K
Volume 24h
$55.1K
Holders
36
FDV
$82.02B
Price USD
$8.20e-5
DEX
pumpswap

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Newborn Token Exhibits Alarming Vital Signs

In its mere hours of existence, UFO WHITE HOUSE achieved what takes most tokens weeks to accomplish: a spectacular 1153% price surge followed by the inevitable gravitational collapse. Like a mayfly on cryptocurrency, it burned brilliantly in the void, unaware that infancy and pump schemes are nature's cruel synonyms.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Liquidity
Draining
$19.2K pool depth.
Activity
Active
$55.1K volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 99.1% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Hyperbolic price discovery meets mathematical inevitability
Patient Note

Born at zero hours, dead by market close—a brief, fevered dream whispered by those who forgot that white houses always have exits.

Holders

§ 04 · 36 wallets
Top 1
96.1%
Top 5
99.1%
Top 10
99.6%
01Bt5m...Brnb96.10%
027hcX...m6ut1.47%
037jKy...818t0.82%
04Dpts...tMdZ0.45%
05BCac...Wrz40.26%
067GHh...pmmk0.14%
07CQD5...WDdo0.14%
08FzWW...Brkh0.10%
097z9g...hqu40.08%
103oVD...QsvN0.07%