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Newborn Token Found Dead on Arrival

In the waning hours of its existence, PUMP BANK achieved what few tokens manage: a 725% price swing while maintaining precisely zero liquidity—a feat of financial thermodynamics that would baffle even the most seasoned quant. Like a mayfly with delusions of grandeur, it burned bright, burned fast, and left behind only the faint scent of rugpull and the hollow laughter of its 181 holders. The top 10, having commandeered nearly half the supply, have presumably already departed for greener pastures.