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Newborn Token Dies Upon First Breath

In the harsh ecosystem of Solana, we observe a creature that never truly lived—born mere hours ago, already decomposing. The crab alpaca, adorned in its tinfoil suit as if fashion might save it from the inevitability of market forces, has succumbed to the predatory pressures of a 94.9% concentration held by its apex predators. One might say it was murdered by its own creators before it could even learn to swim.